Um, Yeah, That's Kinda the Point

Someone I work with was complaining about how much she hated the New Moon movie, and during the conversation I mentioned there are lots of parodies online. Since it was at hand, last night I shared the short spoof from two posts ago on her Facebook wall. You know, the one with the line: "You kill vampires; you don't date them!" Her comment: Ewwww, I like my vampires not bloody. Best encapsulation I've come across of what's wrong with all of today's vampire lit. Vampires are not omnivores but cannibalistic carnivores--bloody by definition. Somehow that seems to have gotten lost in all the danger lust.