Librarian Thoughts

This is probably something most people couldn't care less about, but I was tickled by the widely varied and eclectic nature of the results in my library catalog for a keyword search for the phrase What We Do Is Secret (not-books noted as such):

• What We Do Is Secret (We Can Never Go Home, v.1) (graphic novel)
• A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What the World's Largest Experiment Reveals About Human Desire
• The Conversation: A Revolutionary Plan for End-of-life Care
• Feeling Good Together: The Secret of Making Troubled Relationships Work
• In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto (DVD)
• The Danish Way of Parenting: What the Happiest People in the World Know About Raising Confident, Capable Kids
• The DASH Diet Weight Loss Solution: 2 Weeks to Drop Pounds, Boost Metabolism and Get Healthy
• The Philosophy of Jesus
• Turn up the Heat: A Couples Guide to Sexual Intimacy
• Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do (and What It Says About Us)
• Daddy Long Legs: Original Off-Broadway Cast Recording (CD)
• After Snowden: Privacy, Secrecy, and Security in the Information Age
• Master Thieves: The Boston Gangsters Who Pulled Off the World's Greatest Art Heist
• The Age of Radiance: The Epic Rise and Dramatic Fall of the Atomic Era
• Gone Girl (CD)
• Sealing the Deal: The Love Mentor's Guide to Lasting Love
• The Taboos of Leadership: The 10 Secrets No One Will Tell You About Leaders and What They Really Think
• Fit + Female: The Perfect Fitness and Nutrition Game Plan for your Unique Body Type
• Savin' the Honky Tonk (CD)
• You Won't Remember This: Stories
• The Greatest Controversies of Early Christian History
• Biochemistry for Dummies
• The Husband Project
• The Storyteller's Secret: From TED Speakers to Business Legends, Why Some Ideas Catch on and Others Don't

And that's only the first page of results (of four).

So the next time someone asks you what do stories, storytelling, sex, love, dying, eating, parenting, Jesus, driving, theft, atomic energy, espionage, leadership, fitness, biochemistry, and music have in common? You can answer, "secrets."