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Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness...

I am absolutely consumed with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a nuisance to my colleagues, my day sprawls from crawling out of bed at 6.30 to way past dusk. I am plotting and planning. but who cares.

I will try to remember I promised you I will write something that makes sense soon. Go with God, good friends. Cats if you don't...