Evil Defined

I think this is more accurate than most definitions I see. From I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President by Josh Lieb.

I freely admit I'm evil. At least, I freely admit it when I'm alone and no one can hear me. That doesn't mean I torture kittens or plot the genocide of entire continents of people; that's insanity, not evil. And insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.

I am evil because I really don't care about what's best for the world. I care about what's best for me. I have no particular respect for this earth or the two-legged vermin who infest it.

I suspect more people are evil than they'd admit.