My Titles

Don't quite know where this came from, but I got carried away with an idea on my bike ride the other morning.

Well, I suppose I kind of know how it started. My wife and I got a new house recently, and when I posted some pictures of it on Facebook I flippantly decided to call the album "Castle [Degolar]." She, because of our large property with gardens and fruit trees and more, decided she prefers to call our new place "The Orchard."

Then I was listening to an audiobook where the character is exploring a dense, lush forest when she comes across a cultivated patch of gardens and is accosted by the area's constable. And I thought, Heh, I should call myself "Constable of The Orchard." And I guess that would also make me "Lord of Castle [Degolar]." I wonder what other titles I could give myself?

So now the "About Me" portion of my Facebook page reads as follows:

Consort of [Wife];

Lord of Castle [Degolar], Warden of The Orchard, and Guardian of Canine Kids;

Ponderer of Perplexities, Seeker of Sagacity, and Wayfarer of Fancies;

Wanderer of Wilds, Pedaler of Cycles, and Swimmer of Waters;

Curator of Lore, Emissary of Illumination, and Pusher of Stories.