Titles, Updated

A few years ago I had fun coming up with a list of "titles" for myself that I added to my Facebook profile, and I just realized I hadn't updated it since having kids. So, here it is with a line added for that role.

Consort of [Wife];

Father of Dragons;

Lord of Castle [Degolar], Warden of The Orchard, and Guardian of Canine Kids;

Ponderer of Perplexities, Seeker of Sagacity, and Wayfarer of Fancies;

Wanderer of Wilds, Pedaler of Cycles, and Swimmer of Waters;

Curator of Lore, Emissary of Illumination, and Pusher of Stories.