Enjoy Your Ambitions

It's a Friday afternoon . . .

I may be unique in this regard, but I remember being struck by the holographic "search engine" in the 2001 movie Artificial Intelligence: AI. Recently I was surprised to see real life echoing science fiction.

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This post is going to be a collection of assorted randomness, none of it particularly wordy.

An illuminating reflection

What toddler doesn't want to fall asleep snuggled up with a friendly vampire?

I'm pretty sure this eagle's a bit worried about them, though.

A few posts back InspiroBot sought fit to enlighten us with rules 8 and 10. Now we get two more, which seem to be somewhat related.

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Rule 6: Act like losers

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Rule 11: The elite think of you as successful

Speaking of success . . .

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Success is 70 percent parasitical, and 30 percent politeness.

InspiroBot has also managed to come up with one of the most depressing random word-picture combinations ever.

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Social justice goes against the grain of what we know about the world.

So be ready to become self-sufficient when necessary, because . . .

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Mason jars begin when global markets end.

And some truly mystical enlightenment:

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If you are not in the room, you do not know the true meaning of the room.

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Your soul is a mental interpretation of the inconsistency of the Big Bang. And now you know.

And now you know.

So remember to be ambitious and strive for success. Because . . .

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You are a valuable piece of meat. Enjoy your ambitions.