The Dark Side
I'm a pretty solid INTJ on the Myers-Briggs. No matter what version of the test I take, each with a different way of asking the questions, I score consistently. I linked to a variety of descriptions of the type a while back, but nothing quite like this. Here is my type's dark side:
20% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 66% Thinking, 60% Judging
People hate you.
Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays. But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate people have for you.
I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.
That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.
Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.
How about this--"stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.
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The other personality types are as follows...
Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Almost Perfect - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
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The Brutally Honest Personality Test
posted by Degolar @ 7:42 AM
3 Comments:
Hmm, I'm screwed. Good thing I'm not exactly the most emotional person.
Oh well, I'll live. I'm pretty damn clever, and I know it! : P
PS: I find it humourous they use Paris Hilton as example. We share a birthday.
Crackpot - INTJ
20% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 80% Thinking, 53% Judging
I came up as Criminal (ISTP) but I usually come up in these as Loser (INTP).
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