Suddenly Liking Robert Pattison

There he is with director Catherine Hardwicke and co-star Kristen Stewart in the audio commentary on the new "Twilight" DVD, dissing himself and tossing in silly bits of new dialogue for his vampire hottie character, Edward Cullen.

During the school cafeteria scene where an iconic apple bounces off Edward's feet and into his hands: "Wow, he's a superhuman moron. ... He wears lipstick, has a little bouffant and does little circus acts."

A make-out scene with his human girlfriend, Bella (Stewart): "I've got one of those butt chins" - explaining his usual stubble and beards off camera. During other pivotal scenes Pattinson pipes in to point out his "scraggly sideburns," "effeminate hands," "sculpted eyebrows" and a clueless "where am I?" gaze.

In the forest, when Edward is warning Bella to stay away:

Edward: "Do you know what vampires eat?"

Pattinson (in a high, nasal voice): "Cheeseburgers!"

During the romantic prom dance in the gazebo, when Edward leans in toward Bella's outstretched neck:

Hardwicke: "Oh ... that's hot."

Stewart: "That was really difficult on my neck."

Pattinson: "I look like an anime character."

Now there's an idea.

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