Manly Men Don't Dress for Christmas

Wanting to be in the spirit, this morning I picked a bright green sweater with a bright red undershirt. I stopped by the hardware store on my way to work to get sandbags. The woman checking me out immediately commented on how neat it was that my outfit reflected the season. Really, it looks great. You picked it that way on purpose? Did your wife pick it out for you? I can't believe you would think to do that. Well, I'm impressed. . . . I guess I wasn't her typical hardware store guy.